22 7 / 2014

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1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better.

2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them.

5. Find your passion, and run with it.

6. No, you don’t need to lose weight.

7. You are beautiful without make up.

8. You are beautiful with make up.

9. Being a good person will never go out of style

10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad.

11. Getting enough sleep is very important.

12. Drinking water has so many benefits

13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic.

14. Reading is good for the soul.

15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you.

16. I appreciate you.

17. I am proud of you.

18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me.

19. I love you no matter what.

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19 Things I Will Tell My Daughter (via brennanat)

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22 7 / 2014

do-raymi:

There are so many different levels of cute. Its like
1. I want to pinch your cheeks cute.
2. Angels sing wherever you go cute.
3. I want to bend you over and frick frack you so hard that we both spend the night repenting our sins to our holy father. Cute.

(via silenceinthedogpark)

22 7 / 2014

xdominoe:

and i fell in love instantly.
 ⤷ { carlos + 4 ; requested by snafflebithumptywink }

#4 is seriously the cutest palette i’ve ever seen. and i am blessed to have gotten the chance to use it in conjunction with the cutest character ever, our own darling carlos the scientist. this is the shirt he’s wearing, if anyone’s interested; carlos as a star wars nerd is a happy headcanon indeed. uvu

(via livinginnightvale)

22 7 / 2014

I’m going to Japan! The official people called my mom while I was at school and I was chosen!

I’m a ~goodwill ambassador ~!

I’m GOING TO JAPAN!!

22 7 / 2014

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

(via veevigil)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

dreamberks:

Smiling dorks ♥ ヽ(´ ▽`)

(via disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope)

22 7 / 2014

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

(via silenceinthedogpark)

22 7 / 2014

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 
*kiss*
*smile*
*boop*

World War everything ended.

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 

*kiss*

*smile*

*boop*

World War everything ended.

(Source: 4gifs, via silenceinthedogpark)

22 7 / 2014

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

(Source: jaguarslair, via metalhearted)

22 7 / 2014

orlesianscum:

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

howunpleasant:

unf-maple-syrup:

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY

I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLS

this is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.
be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate

i can’t stop laughing cuz it sounds mean but ngl it’s 10000% accurate

yeah seriously. you’ll think that everyone is watching you and making fun of you but literally no one gives a shit unless you do something totally ridiculous or get in their personal space.

(via koolit13)

22 7 / 2014

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(via evelyne-r-etrange)

22 7 / 2014

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via evelyne-r-etrange)